Scratch and Sniff
Right Through Your Computer Screen!
New technology pioneered by Evil Dick and Loadedgirls.com allows you to smell the scent of a fresh pine forest right through your computer screen.

You have to follow these directions exactly in order for this scratch and sniff technology to work.
 

1. Place your mouse in the touch sensitive scratch pad below and leave it there.
Scratch Pad

2. Allow the Black Bar to the left to complete. When you see "SNIFF OS 7.1 Initialized" appear, then continue with the next step.

3. Move your face close to your monitor.

4. Carefully move your mouse pointer from the scratch pad over to the center of the pine forest to unleash the scent electrons.

Behold the wonderful scent of a fresh pine forest.